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EmpireAwards.com: 2007 Adult DVD Empire Award Winners Announced

Adult DVD Empire Celebrates 10 Years. WARRENDALE, Pa., Feb. 22 /PRNewswire/ — Adult DVD Empire, five-time
winner of the AVN Award for Best Retail Website, is proud to announce the
winners of the eighth annual Empire Awards. The Empire Awards was the first
adult awards show devoted solely to DVD and the digital formats, and
recognizes those releases from the past year that were exceptional not only
in their content, but in the technical categories as well, like video,
audio and bonus materials.
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Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle


The product is called the Oral Sex Light. We’re not too sure much of an explanation is needed, but if you still don’t get it, there’s a completely NSFW explanation image after the jump.

For all those who were gagging to see a giant illuminated phallus, I apologise; it was a very mean trick. Graphic image aside, the Oral Sex Light will set you back $13.99, and mounts (ha) via a clip-on ear piece. The torch attached is completely flexible, meaning you can totally scope out those hard to find regions. Unfortunately, if you ever did try to wow a date with your I-come-prepared attitude, she’ll likely be out of the door quicker than she could say, “What the hell was I doing there in the first place?” At that point, you’ll have to make use of the Oral Sex Light on your own, which will be an even sadder and more twisted state of affairs than normal. You suck. [Nerd Approved]

Via Gizmodo.com